Friday, 7 February 2014

You’ve Gotta be Kiddin




 So this happened and concluded here. The judgement didn’t irritate me as much as the reasons given for it. Hence as it is unacceptable for me to take it lying down, I’ll do the next least laziest thing and write why I think it is the other way round and why those reasons are more a demand of conformity rather than one of comedy’s most essential functions like provocation, beginning conversation on tabooed subjects & of course Being Funny. Any artist must be judged by his best creation thus I’ll argue on AIB’s side with sketches that I think were their absolute best.

I am not going to makes a hipster’s claim of knowing AIB before they started being cool. If anything I got to know about them when they took their first big leap and made the sketch – “Scene from an Indian Theatre”.

The sketch takes us on tour of many dark corners of our movie theatres. It makes fun of movies, directors, their styles, actors, censors, theatre owners, ardent fans & casual viewers. It ties up every element of movie watching experience with such exquisite hilarity and sharp observations that you’ll laugh till your belly aches and keep looping & regurgitating its layered jokes. There is lot of swearing, lot of “Non Veg” jokes and lot of crazy wigs. And alongwith that there is the simplicity of humour of the Ashutosh Gowarikar part & halls running RGV & Suraj Badjatiya’s films, the social context of the Bhai Fans & Indian Censors and of course Jeetendra in Pristine White Badminton costume.

Next comes their bravest one till date – “Rahul Vs Modi”. Now drawing room political discussions are India’s favourite pass time, panel discussions are the bread & butter of most news organisations and whispered board room comments on political figures are reliable Ice Breakers in corporate world. But a subject which is so enveloping has very little leg space in Indian comedy because of a very real fear of retribution from people who want atleast a hundred honorary prefixes and suffixes before and after their leaders first, middle and last name when its being uttered in any context.

I’ll concede that this sketch wasn’t commenting on the politicians themselves as much as the troll / bhakt / crazy town banana pants people that defend their respective leaders with breathless praise and admiration but fail to do their given duty as citizens, public servants, employees. The whole conversation slowly but surely degenerates into a mutual heckling contest.

Now imagine saying that but with jokes, really really good jokes. That’s what they accomplished.

Many will think that isn’t so brave, the brave part is that these bhakts (Though some are paid) are mostly normal people irritated by everything who see a publicity backed ray of hope and trivialising their “Passion” may cost the newbie makers some viewers. But going ahead and doing that in my humble requires a set.

The third is in a drastically different format. It is Plea to be open minded, to learn to take a joke, to allow dissent and be real adults. It is – “Humble Plea to Bollywood”.

We Indians are notorious for making sacred cows out of pure bullshit and silencing any argument by the aforementioned sacred title. Dissent of any degree is considered a sign of highest degree of disrespect to these sacred cows. I, like many people who care for their sanity, have not seen many films from Yashraj stable but a look at any of their trailers can give you adequate reason to stay away. But as they have developed into a powerful player in the industry, they have anointed themselves and their work as a Sacred Cow.

The song begins with drinks being withdrawn from people, the visual equivalent of sucking out the fun. The song borrows ‘We Are Young’ tune. And young turks sings to the very powerful grandpa its many sinful flops, its fascist image, its money grabbing ways. It is loud and desperate cry of people who feel cornered over things that are accepted world wide with open arms and belly aching laughter. “Imitation is just Flattery” & Khamba saying “Lighten Up” perfectly sum up what they had to say. I had a smile on my face throughout the song because it equal parts funny, charming and irreverent.

Second to Lastly, there is a finesse in execution even in their worst sketches (and to be sure there are a few stinky ones). It delivers the mood, jokes, subtext in an assured manner; sometimes saving, other times taking forward the writing.

Lastly, the above AIB sketches push the envelope, provoke and do all that jazz but most importantly they also accomplish the hell out of a comedian’s no. 1 goal. Guess what that is?

PS –
I won’t deride TVF’s sketches to make my argument as I also love a few of them. The point of this exercise was not to pull them down but to state why I consider AIB to be superior.

PPS –
I know one of AIB’s member has agreed with TVF’s superiority. It is a matter of his opinion. A parable would be that FFC doesn’t consider Godfather to be one of his great work. And agreeing with him for the sake of agreeing / conforming would be antithesis to the point of these sketches, to begin with.

PPPS –
And yes, this is a paid argument, so I’ll be expecting that “Lauul” T-Shirt @Mojorojo wears in that song thing.


Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Father Time – Do you approve of digital watch?


 
Off the bat, this post may seem to be on “Which pill did you forgot to take today?” side. Hence a little context, I came across this Ron-Burgundy-Anchorman level A.Q. (That’s Absurd Quotient for the quaint souls among us) post on a Marathi daily site. It reminded me of my childhood days when the entire class had to stop thinking about “Which brand would be better in annihilating the opponent in a Pen Fight?” and had to start by hearting essays like “Is Science Good or Evil?” as dictated by our English teacher who looked like she could use a Pacemaker.

For the Polished “I-am-the-reads-only-Chetan-Bhagat’s-Output” Englishmen who won’t read a Marathi post, I’ll just summarize it in their own language –

Auntyji is in the knowings of girl who has not hears. Auntyji is in a very much likings the not hears girl. She is has lots of the smarts. Her papa and mama is posh people with lots of rupees in them and her sister’s ears are working. But Auntyji is not very much likings the hearing girl. Not hearing girl is very much sanskari and does paylagu with jeans. When Not Hearing Girl is the getting Rahulbaba brain. She wents to Auntyji to get Yogendra Yadav brain. One days her papa getting new phone and Auntyji getting Rahulbaba brain. “How is Not Hearing Girl  uses the phone?” But then her entire pants start vibrating. Not hearing girl takes phone out. And Auntyji getting Yogendra Yadav brain – “She is using SMS”. And Auntyji realising “Not hearing girl is also can read girl”. Auntyji feeling technology is very Shrikhand Puri for persons without diabetes.

But what about persons with diabetes. If they have sweet then they are having to urine all the time. So Auntyji getting Digvijay Singh brain and telling “Hindu Terror Story”. In the storys, Jayesh is taking phone of Nimish to make “Motta Call”. Jayesh is making one call and Nimish getting Arnab Goswami Brain and shouts “I never ever never never ever never never ever give phones to outsiders”. Certain timings later Jayesh is arrested as he was fan of Aamir Khan and played his character in the Fanna. And Auntyji getting Digvijay Singh brain – “Look phone are using by terrorist for making the terror things so phone are very bad”.

And then Auntyji getting Suhel Sheth brains and expressing her very much deeply researched opinion on the Higgs Boson Particle.


 What a talented, inquisitive, imaginative, intelligent piece of literature. It’s a pity that the Marathi Daily discovered the authoress only in her late lateies. If they had found her sooner, the fertile minds around the world would be pursuing 30G instead of 3G; striving to get Auntyji’s approval. They would have quantified her approval ratings in ‘AUNTYS’.

Oh, but the painful reality is such that we cannot go back in time (Or can We? No siree Bob). But what we can do is Play the Game – What Would Aunty Say? Judging the technology around us and ahead of us by Her approval ratings.

1.      Door Bell
Pro - It lets you know when someone is waiting at the door.
Con – A terrorist might ring it and hold you captive.
Aunty Opines – Nuclear Fusion has to be the way forward but only when used for humanitarian purposes.
Rating – 80085 Auntys

2.      Water Heater
Pro – It heats up the water so that you can enjoy a hot bath.
Con – A terrorist might plant a bomb inside the water heater so that when you switch it on. You know, KABOOM.
Aunty Opines – Space Discovery mission have to be supported more to know where we came from.
Rating – 538 Auntys

3.      Motor Car
Pro – It gets you from one place to the other fast.
Con – Something Something Terrorist Use Something.
Aunty Opines – Oooooooo Google Glasses.
Rating – 69696969 Auntys.

4.      Tubelight
Pro – It lights up spaces and let you see things.
Con – Terrorist can make lightsabers out of it and play the “Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers’s Dad” scene and ruin Star Wars for everybody.
Aunty Opines – Stem Cell research is good……….. doda..doda… Cloning organs can save lives……..ooh.. doda….yeeeeeeeee.
Rating – 455 Auntys.

5.      Table Fan
Pro – Its efficient use of space and you can enjoy a cool breeze as you do your chores.
Con – A child may put his hand through the railing and lose fingers. Get that confused look off your face. The child was going to become an army man and fight terrorist, which he won’t anymore. So terrorists win.
Aunty Opines – Radio waves, though cannot be seen, are real.
Rating – 84115 Auntys

So it is my sincere heartfelt request to all Marathi, Gujarati, Hindi, Telugu, Urdu, English dailies, weeklies, monthlies, yearlies to republish all of auntyji’s and other like minded individual’s article. So that the scientist people strive to improve technology and not let the terrorists win.

Auntyji The Great. Bharat Mata Ki Jai. Vande Mataram. Stay in school. Just say no to drugs. Jai Hind. Jai Maharashtra. Jai Higgs Boson Particle. Not So Jai Hindu Terrorist. Very Much Jai Smart Vibrating Pants Not Hearing Girl.