There
is lot that’s been written on equality. For a good reason too, all the political
parties currently capturing the public’s imagination are playing to the
gallery. Like AAP tongue tied between black apples and bad apples or BJP’s “Ze
gays are conspiring to eradicate human population” or BJP’s Call against Love
Jihad, the new Imtiaz Ali film.
But
I think, the reason liberal argument cannot convince the “Socially
Conservative” people is because both parties keep talking in hypotheticals of
the extreme nature. People on both sides get caught in the sensationalism so
much that they will defend “Bullshit Vs Horsecrap”. One side will argue
bullshit has “Holy Value” and Horse Crap is the sucks only. While the Other
side will say Horsecrap has more Methane value and Bullshit is soooo yesterday.
Now
my point is - however right or wrong either parties maybe, they are still
talking about excreta. And unless you’re talking about how to get rid of it; I
don’t want that to be a national debate. Answers that any asshat can figure out,
are enveloped with extreme prejudice so that you either feel ostracized for
having logic or end up defending the indefensible.
I
am a big believer in equality across all things – race, sex. Everybody should
have racy sex. But enough about Tarun Tejpal’s fantasies.
8th
March was celebrated as International Women’s Day. So ofcourse women were
targeted for buying lot of pink shit specially made to appeal to Her Vaginal
Roots. There was lot of self-congratulatory, “Women are the president of
everything nowadays” talk with specific focus on how they are good at Multi-tasking.
And then all the men imagined the said woman doing things with all her orifices
at the same time and accepted that argument is in fact true. More self-congratulations
are in order.
My
point in these bizarre statements is not to insult anyone, it is to bring to
light the fact that, the woman who have reached there, is most probably there
because she is extremely good at what she does, rather than what hormones are
raging inside her body, making her multitask the shit out of everything.
Which
is where my earlier point comes in. Just because a thing is accepted in its
generalities does not mean it should be retro fitted to every argument. It is
not called the Man condition or the Woman condition. It is called the Human
Condition.
To
make my argument more pointed and funny here are a few videos. Only things I
like to add is except for the first one, everybody in the rest of the videos are
piles ridden a*holes, every single one of them.
1.
Funny man has something to say
2.
What happens when a Namo-tard is let loose
3.
What happens when Vaibhav doesn’t buy a Valentine gift for Isha
4.
This is what happens
